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OK, I know that not everybody is into him but I would like to hear some favorite George Carlin quotes. I'm not saying you have to pick your #1 of all time, that would be impossible for me but I've been sharing some with friends over e-mail and I'd like to hear yours.

Here's mine:

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”"
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"Here's another bunch of ignorant shit: school uniforms. Bad theory. The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school it helps keep order. Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these kids think alike? Now they're gonna make them look alike too? And it's not a new idea. I first saw it in news reels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand 'cause the narration was in German!"

No truer godwining made by a greater man.


written by darkrowan  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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`I love Bush, seriuosly he's the greast guy ever!'


written by rasch187  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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can't remember the exact quote but it goes something like: if god didn't want us to masturbate he'd make our hands shorter


written by kulpims  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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"if you want to help your kids: leave them the fuck ALONE. Seriously"
-all-time fave


written by smibbo  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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"Here's something nobody has ever said EVER... EVER!!!: 'As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!'"

also,

"I hope Mickey dies. I do, I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets a hold of some tainted cheese, and dies lonely and forgotten behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom in a poor neighborhood... with his hand in Goofy's pants."


written by joemawlma  | 1 year 5 months ago | CH
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