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Oy, Videosift! (Sift Talk Post)
A virus walks into a bar...
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A virus walks into a bar...
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An electron gets pulled over for speeding. The policeman walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" The electron replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
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(e^x) is walking down the street, when he runs into (7), who has a crazed, fearful look in her eye. "(e^x)!" screams (7), "You have to run! All the numbers are running. A differential is coming... we'll all be turned to nothing!" (e^x) barely responds, "Pff, baby, I'm (e^x), differentials don't change me, I'm my own derivative." (7) keeps running. More numbers pass by urging (e^x) to flee. He pays no mind. Suddenly, the differential turns the corner. With a smirk on his face, (e^x) is ready for it. But No! His face turns to horror. Standing before him is (d/dz)!
Grey Diamonds optical illusion
You're all wrong. Obviously the piece of paper is transparent. I win.
I have a cat in my beard. Your argument is invalid.
This preacher is going to burn in hell !
I realize that what he's saying may be perceived as the same thing, and that he and I are working towards the same goal. But it seems to me that assigning the name "Christ" to that "moral compass", as it were, is only a lifeline used for clinging to one's childhood faith.
Bohemian Rhapsody - The Muppets
Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
LHC gets Webcam! It is freakin awesome. (Science Talk Post)
Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine - 1968
David Mitchell's Bread & Milk rant from QI
So what happens if you remove the hedgehog's fleas?
The fleas die.
Visualizing Empires Decline
I didn't even see some nature of american bubble appear at all, as i was totally expecting. Or was that 'empire' formed before this timeline?
The video starts in 1800. The Declaration of Independence was adopted in 1776.
He Built a Time Machine to Kill Hitler
All The Deaths From 'Total Recall' -- Hint: There's A Lot
Explaining temperature (kelvin) and laser cooling
What if Earth had rings like Saturn?
A shame that the video cuts off the music so abruptly, though.
*bravo *music
GTA IV: Fat Man Parkour Fail
Serious teeth damage usually follows.
maatc
America's problem is that men sit down when they pee
"Somehow, I get the idea that Steven L. Anderson, the flaming anti-gay pastor, has these dreams in which he stands shoulder to shoulder with a long line of men, and they all unzip and flip out their penises and spray a mighty stream forth, together, with pride and joy…and he feels good about these dreams. Glory!"
Mac Geek - Dag finally comes to his senses