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Instructional video on how to duplicate a key with a popsicle stick in order to break in somewhere. Or maybe you just like to be able to burn your keys after you use them. I don't know. Don't look at me like that.


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Victim: "Yeah sure, you seem like a nice chap!"
Burglar: "Cool, I'll have them back to you at 6pm!"
Doesn't exactly revolutionise crime, does it?
They are not used in Canada, I can see why!
Though I'm sure there is a hack for everything these days...
Burglar: "Can I borrow your keys for a second?"
Victim: "Yeah sure, you seem like a nice chap!"
Burglar: "Cool, I'll have them back to you at 6pm!"
Doesn't exactly revolutionise crime, does it?
No, its more like:
-I'm going to go to the bathroom
-Okay.[Quickly makes a copy of her keys]
Later on she gets raped in the safety of her own home, with no forced entry.
The trick is to defeat silent entry, if you can make the burglar trip a loud... very loud system then that burglar is history.
>> ^aspartam:
>> ^Creperum:
Burglar: "Can I borrow your keys for a second?"
Victim: "Yeah sure, you seem like a nice chap!"
Burglar: "Cool, I'll have them back to you at 6pm!"
Doesn't exactly revolutionise crime, does it?
No, its more like:
-I'm going to go to the bathroom
-Okay.[Quickly makes a copy of her keys]
Later on she gets raped in the safety of her own home, with no forced entry.